Inked Mag Staff
September 5th, 2017
100 Ri-dick-ulous Nicknames Guys Call Their Penis!
Dick Names from A thru Z! Okay, dudes although you may not do it now or never have done it in the past, however we all know there are a…
Dick Names from A thru Z!
Okay, dudes although you may not do it now or never have done it in the past, however we all know there are a ton of guys out there that still refer to their junk as something other than penis, “dick”, “thing” or the aforementioned “junk”. The reason we say “still” is that every guy, I don’t care who you are, as a teenager hanging with your buddies thought it was absolutely hilarious to come up with the most offensive names possible for your penis.
Well, we are going to give you 100 examples of the most popular and for many, especially for the women, the most tasteless, juvenile and obnoxious monikers that have been bestowed upon the human penis.
Despite what anyone says, we still think most of these are funny as hell!

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