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June 2nd, 2015

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Rain, Rain Go Away…. or Else!

They say that April showers bring May flowers but, you know what? Fuck those showers and the damn flowers they bring. Yes, we understand that rain is a necessary part…

They say that April showers bring May flowers but, you know what? Fuck those showers and the damn flowers they bring. Yes, we understand that rain is a necessary part of life and that we would all shrivel away and die if rain didn’t exist. But that’s not the point. The point is that you don’t want to show up to your job soaked to the gills. It would be great to have an umbrella to keep you dry. But wouldn’t it be better if you had an umbrella that kept you dry while simultaneously telling Mother Nature to get bent? You’re damn right it would.

That’s where today’s InkedShop Product of the Day comes in. The “Fuck the Rain” Umbrella holds up a gigantic middle finger to the skies as they drop moisture all over you. And since no one else likes the rain we’re guessing that the high-fives and compliments will come flying your way from fellow commuters.

The giant bird printed on the top of the umbrella can also be useful for communicating with people other than Mother Nature as well. What do you do if some jerk speeds through an enormous puddle and drenches you with water like you were sitting in the front row for Shamu? Show ’em the bird! Did some titan of industry just push you into a puddle that is only slightly less deep than the Mariana Trench? Show ’em the bird! You get where we are going with this.

The “Fuck the Rain” Umbrella is available at INKEDSHOP.COM right now. Pick one up today so the next time Mother Nature feels like it’s time to water her plants you can express your dismay properly.

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