Stop the Coffee Slut Shaming

Don’t be ashamed of who you are—embrace it. You know it’s the first thing on your mind when you wake up. You want, no, you need that strong, dark coffee deep inside of you. And that first taste is never enough. It’s not long before the initial ecstasy of it wears off, your mind starts to wander, your mouth starts to water, your work starts to suffer, because all you can think about is firmly sliding a finger or two through that handle, putting your lips on a stiff rim and letting that warm liquid pour down your throat, swallowing every last drop. You’re a “Genuine Coffee Slut,” and today’s InkedShop Product of the Day, the “Coffee Slut” Coffee Mug by Trixie & Milo, helps you fly that freak flag proudly.

InkedShop has a slew of coffee mugs for the underrepresented. There’s the “Evil Bitch” Coffee Mug and the “Coffee Junky” Coffee Mug, also by Trixie & Milo. There’s also a coffee mug for you if you’re “One Crazy Bitch” or the “King of Fucking Everything.” So why shouldn’t the “Genuine Coffee Slut” have one? Plus, doesn’t adding the word “genuine” class it up a little bit?

Your coworkers already know what you are. Do you think they don’t notice how many times you go to the office Keurig? Let them know that you hear the whispers behind your back, and you don’t care. Society has coffee slut-shamed you long enough. Now you can head over to INKEDSHOP.COM and proudly suck that stuff down all you want. Cheers!