Inked Mag Staff
March 13th, 2015
I Want Your Skull (for Breakfast)
Everyone knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day but why does it have to be so boring? Cereal, oatmeal, toast, scrambled eggs… how is a person…
Everyone knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day but why does it have to be so boring? Cereal, oatmeal, toast, scrambled eggs… how is a person supposed to wake up if their breakfast is so blasé. Have some fun with breakfast and get the “Funny Side Up Skull” Egg Corral by Black Label. It takes boring eggs and turns them into a badass looking skull. Throw a couple of strips of bacon below it (like in the photo below) and all of a sudden you’ll be eating the Jolly Roger for breakfast.
We like to imagine that when Blackbeard and his crew sat down around the galley table after a long night of drinking rum and pillaging that they enjoyed skull shaped eggs like these. Doesn’t that make you want to do the same?
If pirates and skulls aren’t your thing you don’t have to settle for boring breakfast, there is also a Funny Side Up Owl Egg Corral. Whoooooooooo wouldn’t want their breakfast to look like an owl?
Both of these egg corrals will brighten your morning and make sure that you start your day on the right foot. When you finish up your breakfast with a smile on your face you’ll be able to deal with just about anything the world throws your way. Pop quizzes, surprise visits by in-laws, subway delays—none of these will phase you in the slightest if you enjoyed a breakfast made with the “Funny Side Up Skull” Egg Corral by Black Label.
Head on over to INKEDSHOP.COM today and pick one up. Breakfast will never be boring again.

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