Inked Mag Staff
February 17th, 2015
Be an Immovable Object
Few companies know how to look at the bright side of life of life as well as Dpcted Apparel. Today’s InkedShop Product of the Day shows that being chubby can…
Few companies know how to look at the bright side of life of life as well as Dpcted Apparel. Today’s InkedShop Product of the Day shows that being chubby can have some definite benefits—like making it far more difficult to be kidnapped. The Men’s “Chubby and Harder to Kidnap” Long Sleeve Tee by Dpcted Apparel will not only make people giggle when they read it but it will also keep you warm all throughout the winter. People know that it would be far too difficult to grab you off the street and throw you into the back of an unmarked van, may as well wear a shirt that makes a joke of the whole thing. You can pick up the Men’s “Chubby and Harder to Kidnap” Long Sleeve Tee by Dpcted Apparel at INKEDSHOP.COM for the low price of $19.96 (reg. $24.95).

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