50 Naughty Christmas Essentials That Will Piss Off Your In-Laws This Holiday

With Black Friday and Cyber Monday right around the corner, it’s time to start prepping for the annual holiday shopping. And while you’re putting most of your focus into buying gifts for your friends and family, it doesn’t hurt to get something special for yourself. And what better way to spread self-love than with our xxx-mas collection on the INKEDSHOP? This year, we’ve got a huge supply of tees, sweaters, hats and panties for every tattooed girl and guy—whether you’ve been good or bad this year. Take a look at 50 of our naughty Christmas essentials in the gallery below and let us know what you’ll be spending your money on in the comments section on Facebook.

This is my Christmas style, what’s yours? $23.96

Are you ready for xxx-mas? $14.95

Deck the halls with tacos on top of tacos. $27.95

Tits the season to be jolly. $22.95

Ready to jam to Jingle Bell Rock. $14.95

Show off your snow balls in style. $22.95

Just the tip, we promise! $34.95

Stay cozy and cool this Christmas. $34.95

Be festive without being over the top. $38.36

Get baked like a Gingerbread Man. $19.46

Who are you calling a ho ho ho? $22.95

Black, white and red all over. $22.06

Forget Santa, I’m with Satan. $19.16

Meet Sancho Claus. $34.95

Get a pizza this… $22.95

Black cats, tats and pentagrams. $38.36

Will you be opening your presents early this year? $14.95

Are you on the nice list or the naughty list? $19.95

Naughty girls get extra presents, if you know what I mean. $14.95

I made the naughty list again this year. $22.95

Kiss me under the mistletoe. $14.95

Lets get lit like a Christmas tree. $22.95

It ain’t gonna lick itself. $14.95

All I want for Christmas is a good licking. $22.95

Frosty never looked so cute! $34.95

Feel the joy this Christmas. $16.77

You can call me El Jefe. $22.95

The holidays make me horny. $22.95

Get sleighed this holiday season. $22.95

Honk if you’re horny. $14.95

Twerk for Santa, am I right? $14.95

Raise your hand if you hate the holidays. $22.95

Twas the nightmare before Christmas. $28.76

Be careful with me, I’m fragile. $28.76

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal. $19.16

Are you a helpful little elf? $13.50

Have a holly and jolly Christmas. $22.95

Merry Crustmas. $34.95

Have Yourself a Creepy Little Christmas. $38.36

Stay creepy this Christmas. $35.96

The Holidays are Beer Again. $22.95

Who wants a beard ride this Christmas? $22.95

I Like Big Butts and Taco Trucks. $34.95

Have yourself a marijuana Christmas. $25

Have yourself a meowy Christmas. $65

Watch out for the santasaurus rex! $65

Tis the season for sick threads. $65

All I want for Christmas is another tattoo. $22.95

Wrap your Christmas package in style this year. $35

All I want for Christmas is beer. $22.95

What do you think about our xxx-mas collection? Will you be shopping our site this holiday? Are you on the nice list or the naughty list? Let us know your thoughts, opinions and questions in the comments section on Facebook.