Meet the Man Whose Neck Has Gone Viral on Facebook

When it comes to crazy and unbelievable mug shots, no state in the nation does it better than Florida. We don’t know what it is about the Sunshine State, but y’all definitely have some lookers. Take a peek at a man whose neck has gone viral on Facebook and let us know your thoughts on his peculiar anatomy in the comments section on Facebook.

Meet Charles Dion McDowell, a 31-year-old Florida fugitive who was recently arrested for “leeing and eluding police; possession of meth with intent to sell, manufacture or deliver the drug, possession of cocaine with intent to sell, manufacture or deliver, possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, possession of marijuana, and possession of drug equipment.”

And while this ridiculous rap sheet is enough to catch the attention of social media, there’s an entirely different reason why McDowell caused a sensation on Escambia County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page. His mug shot was posted on their page on Tuesday evening and by the next day, there were a whopping 250K comments and nearly as many shares. And if you haven’t picked up on why he’s gone viral, just take a look at his tattoo.

That’s right, McDowell’s neck is causing a commotion online and let us tell you, the comments are absolutely hilarious. And while we don’t believe in putting someone down for their appearance, this guy clearly had it coming to him. Take a look at some of the comments that had us busting a gut and feel free to share a few of your own puns in the comments section on Facebook.

“Dude puts his turtle neck sweaters on upside down.”

“Dude is up to his neck in charges.”

“It looks like his head is attached to his thigh.”

“You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn’t right at all.”

“They gonna put him in jail and throat away the key.”

“My neck, my back, they took my meth and my crack.”

“He’ll be outta jail neck week.”

“Did anyone notify his neck-s-ta-kin?”

“His neck is still at LARGE.”

“Y’all leave this man alone! I bet he’d stick his neck out for you if you needed his help.”

“I think this is the 5th Ninja Turtle….. Neckelangelo.”

“His parents neckglected him.”

“He look like a Snapchat filter.”

“Y’all come on he gotta lotta weight on his shoulders right now.”

“That boy got a chest tattoo on his neck.”

“When you getting carried away creating your NBA player and just wanna see how far the settings will go.”

“Looks like he tried to swallow everything he got charged for.”

“Dat boy can drink peanut butter.”

“Police Sketch Artist: “Okay so what did he look like?”

Witness: “Neck”

Sketch Artist: “We’ve got him boys, let’s roll”

“Why he look like a Barbie head that broke and you try to save it by pushing the head all the way down on the neck so it can stay?”

“I bet if you cut his head off you can count the rings and determine his age.”

“I know this yo NECK but ima have to Charge you for a Back Tattoo”

“He had to swallow his pride for these mugshots.”

“Idk about leg day. But he didn’t skip neck day!”

“I bet when he pops his neck, it sounds like a shotgun going off.”

“The shoulder bone connected to the ..”Neck Bone.”

“Bae ask to go thru my phone. So I swallowed it.”