It’s All About Location, Location, Location

Where you tattoo is placed is as important as what it is

Ever see a great tattoo in a weird spot? Maybe a foot tattoo that looks all warped because of the ankle? How about a sock that just looks off? The body isn’t a flat surface, so bones, fat, and other curves can affect the look of your tat. Even though it’s up to the person where the tattoo goes, great artists will help you place it according to the shapes of your body.

But we aren’t here to shame, we are here to show you awesome placements of tattoos! These humorous locations make the tattoo ten times more awesome.

DO YOUR CHORES

Source: Instagram @heavenly_inkz_tattoo

What a great way to embrace going bald! You have to have a great sense of humor to do this, as well as not give af since the only way you can hide it is with a hat. Like if you went to a funeral.

I’M A TROLL MAN

Source: Instagram @wordz21

When I was growing up, kids were obsessed with troll dolls. You tried to collect as many as possible, much like with Beanie Babies that followed.

TIC, TAC, TOE

Source: Instagram @xx5150x

Get it?! There are a lot of people with messed up feet who have a good sense of humor about it. I don’t want to think about breath mints now, though.

CUT HERE

Source: Instagram @farbwunder_by_beyer

You’ve probably seen this or a variation about it. Love people who embrace their flaws!

WELL, WHERE IS HE?

Source: Instagram @jason_maddock

I always wanted to punch Waldo in the face. What was his deal, anyway? Why does he have to hide? The problem with this cute tattoo is that this guy probably gets harassed all the time.

NO MAN IS A COUNTRY

Source: Instagram @cramebroolay

Well, if you have a giant birthmark in the shape of Ecuador, you might as well turn it into some body art. Or is that supposed to say “equator”?

BYE!

Source: Instagram @liam_hamers

Poor piggy. At least there is a rose on your grave.

CAMEL TOE

Source: Instagram @twintaurean520

Get it?!

TEENOSE MUTANT NINJA

Source: Instagram @brownsugarr3

I’m not sure if this is real or fake…

EARTH BENDER

Source: Instagram @graci_lou_who

Toph fans can see her bending these boulders.

CAT BUTT

Source: Instagram @heathersconnected

This is one of the oldest tattoo pics on the internet. It never gets old, though.

NO THANKS

Source: Instagram @wheelwrighttattoos

If this guy managed to take me home and I saw this, I’d be all like, “Nope. Bai, Felipe!”

PEEK-A-BOO

Source: Instagram @cia_ink

Death is hiding in your underpants! He’s making sure it’s cool to come out. Too bad he already shriveled your D.

SHARK GOT YOUR ARM?

Source: Instagram @_.poison._

I’d rather go out with this guy than vag guy. The execution isn’t great, but the idea is amazing.

FINGER FUN

Source: Instagram @rae_corsentino_tattooartist

Instead of freaking people out when you shake their hands, make ’em laugh.

MOM IS PROUD

Source: Instagram @ianbgreen

This 3rd place ribbon let’s you know that this guy isn’t a winner, but he’s better than most. I’ll take it!

ANTS ON A LOG

Source: Instagram @inked_album

Did you lose a bet?!

CAN OF SPINACH

Source: Instagram @shannonyoungtattoo

This is probably one of the coolest tattoos I’ve ever seen. How do you even come up with something this clever? Where’s he got Olive Oyl, tho?

MOUSE NIP

Source: Instagram @j_essy90

It’s actually really adorbs.

BEER BELLY

Source: Instagram @jengababes14

Call it like it is, sir. Extra points for it being Duff beer. Even more points for the pink knit cap.

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