This Little Skeleton Will Help Get You Drunk

I’ve always been fascinated by corkscrews. In recent years this love makes sense—corkscrews remove the only barrier between myself and delicious wine. My love of them was a bit more inexplicable when I was a child. The truth of the matter is that I thought they looked like a little dude doing jumping jacks and thought this was hilarious. To my great relief the Day of the Dead Corkscrew, today’s InkedShop Product of the Day, proves that I’m not the only weirdo who thought that.

Clearly the best thing about the Day of the Dead Corkscrew is its function, you don’t want to have to attempt breaking the neck off of a bottle or pushing the cork into the bottle like I have in the best. But the second best thing about it is how cool it looks. With a sugar skull etched in to the top of the device and arms that look like, well, arms, this is one corkscrew that shouldn’t be spending its days in a dark kitchen drawer. Leave it out and show it off!

Now that you have been to INKEDSHOP.COM and picked up the Day of the Dead Corkscrew you’re going to need something to drink that wine in, aren’t you? How about a glass that finally is large enough to appease your massive thirst. “The Ultimate Wine Glass” fits an entire bottle of wine so you don’t need to get off the couch to refill your glass. Ever. We’re betting that your new corkscrew would like to have a friend, we suggest the “Skeleton Guzzler” Wine Holder by Pacific Trading Company.

So head on over to INKEDSHOP.COM and pick up the Day of the Dead Corkscrew and everything else you need to enjoy a nice glass, or bottle, of wine in style.