Inked Mag Staff
July 15th, 2015
Bejeweled Cat Butts
Face it, cat butts are gross. Many dogs have the decency to cover their buttholes with their tails, but not cats. Felines flaunt their pink balloon knots like it is…

Face it, cat butts are gross. Many dogs have the decency to cover their buttholes with their tails, but not cats. Felines flaunt their pink balloon knots like it is their best feature. Until now! Enter Twinkle Tush, the revolutionary cat butt cover. For just $5.99 (and $1 shipping the US) you can replace your cats’ (does any person just have one cat? it is either no cats or six cats–there is no in between) brown eye with a lovely jewel. Coming soon: Rover’s Red Rocket Cover, that’s a joke, and Twinkle Tush kind of is but also not really. Twinkle Tush, making this a safer place since about a day ago.

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