9 Kids Who Are More Metal Than Your Kids

If I have to read another Facebook status about how metal your kids are, I’m going to bite the head off of a bat. You think your kids are metal? These nine kids below might have something to say about that. And don’t be surprised if they say it with their little baby fists. You can’t force your kid to wear a Slayer onesie and say he’s metal. Metal is an attitude. It’s a way of life. These kids were born metal.