A Delightfully Devilish Breakfast Treat

Far too often my day begins by cramming some sort of energy bar/crappy gas station donut/off brand pop tart into my face and calling it “breakfast.” This is no way for an adult to live. The first meal of the day should be delicious, but also something I’m not ashamed of eating. Like a hard boiled egg perhaps. Or, better yet, a hard boiled egg that is shaped like a human skull.

Don’t think that last part was far-fetched, you really can make hard boiled eggs in the shape of human skull with the “Egg-A-Matic Skull” Boiled Egg Mold by Fred & Friends, today’s InkedShop Product of the Day. Taking one look at the finished product and I would have assumed that it took hard work by some dedicated artist or deranged chef in order to make these eggs. Nope. It’s actually super easy. All you do is throw a skinned hard boiled egg in the “Egg-A-Matic Skull” Boiled Egg Mold while it’s still warm and drop it in some ice cold water. Ta-da! You now have a breakfast that isn’t horrifically boring.

What’s the point of breakfast without washing it down with some coffee? One of these cups from InkedShop will send the same message that eating a human skull shaped egg will—back off and leave me alone in the morning. The “Have a Nice Day” Mug by Sik World allows you to give people a subtle “fuck you” while they think none the wiser. Of course, if subtlety isn’t your thing the “Fuck You” Mug by Sik World spells your feelings toward the world out. The “One Crazy Bitch” Giant Mug by Black Label not only lets people know who they are messing with but it also holds a whopping 22 ounces of caffeinated goodness.

So head on over to INKEDSHOP.COM as soon as you can in order to pick up the “Egg-A-Matic Skull” Boiled Egg Mold by Fred & Friends and everything else you need for a perfect breakfast.