Giant Bunny Dies on United Airlines Flight! 65 Year-Old Ex-Playboy Bunny Furious!

Giant Rabbit Found Dead!

The scandal ridden United Airlines has just been hit by another public relations “rocker” after a famous and super-valuable rabbit mysteriously died on one of its flights from London’s Heathrow Airport to the United States!
The bunny, named Simon, was on track to becoming the World’s Largest Bunny and according to its owner/breeder Annette Edwards (who, ironically is an ex-playboy bunny) was completely healthy when he was placed in the cargo hull. “Simon had a vet’s check-up three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle. Edwards stated.

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