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Amy Schumer just released the name of her new book and we couldn’t be more pleased with the title—The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo. Her book deal with Simon & Schuster is upwards of a sweet $8 million. You go, girl! It’s set to hit shelves in 2016. We can’t wait to binge-read hundreds of pages of her comical tales, and thank you for not putting “tramp stamp” in the title.

The blonde babe shared a photo on Instagram that showed two makeup artists hard at work to cover up her lower back tattoo on the set of her recent movie Trainwreck. She even captioned the photo using the proper term for the placement, “#tbt covering my lower back tattoo on ‘Trainwreck.'” Too often celebrities and non-celebrities alike take advantage of the term “tramp stamp,” (cough cough, Khloe Kardashian). The expression on Schumer’s face hints that she wasn’t pleased to have her ink covered up, but what do we know? Also, in regards to the negative connotation that often goes hand-in-hand with the aforementioned, wouldn’t a so-called “tramp stamp” be ideal for an actress in character of a train wreck?

While aboard the Amy Train, we rounded up some of her funniest and realest quotes because you can never have too much Amy in your life. Her lower back tattoo in addition to many, many laughs await you in the gallery below.